Brandon’s Fabulous Beauty Tips

10 Dec

CRACK IS WHACK!

Why did so many people get so “high” and mighty about the hip hop fashion trend sagging? At least all we were “exposed” to was a pair of boxers. The skinny-jean-love-handle-ass-crack epidemic has went viral. I love my slim denims, but let’s clarify something. The jeans are not just skinnier in the legs, they also have a lower rise, (the distance from your crotch to your hips) which means a whole lot of unmasked matako (look it up.). I have seen more hairy bottoms in Silverlake  than in a Titan film. So if you are going to wear a cool tee or anything else untucked that WILL ride up, invest in a thin, light weight tank to wear as an undershirt. Then tuck tightly it into your jeans. Now you can bend and snap without everyone being all up in your badonkadonk. Like the late and great Whitney Houston said,” Let’s get one thing straight. Crack is cheap.”.

 

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One Response to “Brandon’s Fabulous Beauty Tips”

  1. ND Mitchell December 10, 2012 at 4:18 pm #

    But you have to admit…a little hairy crack/bottom showing is a bit sexy especially from a guy who has a killer body and face to go with it. Right?

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